The Bachelor Season Premiere Recap: We’re in Virgin Territory!

The Bachelor Season Premiere Recap: We're in Virgin Territory!

Colton Underwood is a virgin. Did you understand that?

ABC continued to hype this reality about its Season 23 star on the three-hour premiere episode Monday night time, which featured Colton kissing two ladies and sending house seven extra.

“I’m the primary virgin Bachelor and it’s loopy to even take into consideration that,” Underwood mentioned early on. “I couldn’t be more hopeful and excited.”

Did his 30 suitors really feel the identical means, nonetheless?

How did they strategy the truth that he is by no means slid his throbbing unit inside any non-public components?

Scroll down for all the things you ever wished to find out about this prolonged season premiere — and go to our part of The Bachelor spoilers to see who truly wins…

Ready to Meet the Ladies

Ready to Meet the Ladies

After the same old type of introduction — which, sure, centered closely on each Colton’s former soccer profession and his virginity – Chris met up with Colton outdoors of the mansion to fulfill his many suitors.

They Were Ready to Swipe That V Card

They Were Ready to Swipe That V Card

“If I was the person that Colton gave his virginity to, I would definitely bring out all the tricks,” mentioned Onyeka, an IT danger advisor from Dallas, Texas, at one level.

Et Tu, Demi?

Et Tu, Demi?

Added this suitor: “I do know that he’s a virgin, which is type of regarding. If you solely ever have a vanilla cupcake, properly how are you aware you don’t like chocolate? How are you aware you don’t like strawberry? I really feel like you need to check out all of the cupcakes first to know what you really need. I’m the rattling confetti cake.”

Okay. On to the Arrivals!

Okay. On to the Arrivals!

There was Caelynn — who presently holds the title of Miss North Carolina 2018 – wore her sash and all the things!

Yup, She’s a Sloth

Yup, She's a Sloth

There was Alex D., who dressed in a head-to-toe sloth costume (as a result of Colton likes to take issues “slowly.” Really. This was her reasoning.) and was so very into it that her arrival took up about half the premiere.

Pulled Over for Lameness

Pulled Over for Lameness

There was Tracy, who confirmed up in a cop cruise as a result of she was the self-proclaimed vogue police. Wow, huh? The sloth costume might have made extra sense.

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