David Eason: Bird Box is Racist! Netflix is Trying to Control Your MIND!

David Eason in Confederate Flag

So David Eason is not all there, is he?

And we’re not being imply by saying that — it is simply the reality.

David Eason in Confederate Flag

The man is very clearly unhinged as of late, and as time goes on, he will get worse and worse.

Normal folks do not get investigated by the Secret Service, OK?

They simply do not.

To recap the whole lot actual fast, David is shedding his thoughts down on the swamp he shares with Jenelle Evans.

David Eason, Unhinged

In the previous few months, Jenelle’s referred to as 911 to declare that he assaulted her, he is displayed a Confederate flag in a number of states throughout the continental U.S., and he seemingly threatened to kill the president.

He’s proven off the various, many weapons he retains in his residence, together with poison darts, and he is made it clear that he is not afraid to use any of these weapons on anybody who dares step foot on his property.

He’s being sued for towing a handicapped man’s truck and damaging it, and likewise he performed with a useless animal on Snapchat.

2018 actually was not an awesome 12 months for him.

Jenelle and David Cuddles

And though we’re just a few days into 2019, it seems like his reign of stupidity will proceed.

It seems that he and Jenelle, together with the remainder of the world, watched that new Netflix film, Bird Box.

You know, the one the place Sandra Bullock has emotional issues after which some monsters come into being that make you kill your self in case you take a look at them.

Lots of individuals have gotten a number of totally different messages from the film — some folks suppose it is about God, others suppose it is about psychological sickness.

David Eason and His Gun

But David?

Well, David thinks the film is Netflix’s try at brainwashing you into considering that white individuals are unhealthy.

“Bird Box?” he wrote on Facebook. “You mean a bunch of crazy white people and two flawless black guys?”

“Its mind control, they want u to hate the white man!”

David on Bird Box

It’s kind of painful how dumb that is, is not it?

Like he really believes that as a result of a film has two likable characters performed by black actors, the film is an try to make everybody “hate the white man.”

It’s simply insane, and fortunately, many individuals who commented on his publish thought the identical.

“Omg the film had nothing what so ever to do with race c’mon dude,” one particular person instructed him.

David Eason Shoots Stuff

Another broke the information that “Reviewing movies may not be the gig for you. Just keep moving, sir.”

One notably exasperated follower of his wrote “Oh my God I can’t I’m so done with this f-cking racist motherf-cker.”

But David was ready to defend his concept.

When somebody requested him if he was racist, he replied with “Umm no, the movie is racist in case you didnt read my post.”

Slavery Rules!

He requested one other confused commenter “How do you not see that every white man is the bad guy in this movie?”

We’d argue that “the bad guy” within the film is the monsters that make folks kill themselves, however some not-so-nice characters had been white dudes, certain.

Because films have characters, and characters are performed by actors, and actors have races, and generally an individual of a sure race performs a sure position with out their race having something in any respect to do with something.

A loopy notion, huh?

David Eason Eff You

But it is true!

Bad guys in films are performed by every kind of individuals from every kind of backgrounds, and the overwhelming majority of the time, it is not as a result of the folks making the film are attempting to management your thoughts.

Just learn a e-book or discover a pastime or one thing, David.

This is simply an excessive amount of.

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